What does it mean? For the guys who have no idea. In decent English, it means chasing girls. In our colloquial, we call it “bagging babes”. For the people of Calcutta… it’s maarkri baaji!
I’d keep the introduction short and simple for now. Just to start, if any of you doubt my potential, please ask me questions. I wouldn’t be blowing my own trumpet here. But with that being said, I would be more than willing to answer all your queries to the extent possible where Maakribaaji is concerned. My only two requests would be… 1) no abusive language and 2) this is maakri baaji… don’t confuse it with love.
There is a well-known saying that goes “Jaisi Urmila Waisa Formula!” Believe me guys, there couldn’t be a better phrase to bag the bombs. And this surely does not end here. It has an incredibly deep meaning and I can write a thesis on it. Amazing? Trust me.
A beautiful girl, a studious girl, a simple girl, a hep girl, a godly girl, or any other genre you may not have come across. Since there is no problem without a solution, there is a crack for each type of girl that exists. The key is to “give her what she wants.” And 99% of the time guys. It’s not money… Seriously!
Girls basically want excitement. Solution = Be unpredictable. Don’t do anything that she could have guessed at in the remotest possibility. Normally, what we do is research our target and then show that we listen to the same kind of music, share the same kind of hobbies, and are somewhat close to her. That’s where we make a mistake. Do it my way.
Do the research and then do the opposite. If she is religious, you are an atheist. If she’s studious, don’t say you’re a failure, she just pretends you have no idea how you got ninety on your boards (girls hate losers in any form). If she doesn’t like differences that’s fine… but your goal is to make her think “these kind of people exist too?” The job is half done! Kono kotha hobe na!
The first formula that comes to mind when I talk about MB is the ‘I’ formula. The subject is as broad as it is comprehensive, but I will try to keep it as simple as possible for you. We start with formula ‘I’.
‘I’ stands for Indifference. Ancient philosophy guides Romeos to treat his target with as much love and importance as possible. But those were guys from ancient times and whether the world has changed much or not, the fairer sex definitely has. Now I have for you an amazing way through.
The key is indifference. However, it should never be confused with ignorance. Because when you ignore someone, you are actually giving that person more importance. There is only a thin line between them. I explain myself through a brief example.
Suraj enters the scene to find Vishal and Priya sitting together. He says a general “hi guys” and individually asks “how are you?”
Here, Suraj has not been rude to any of them. He has wanted them both and most importantly, equally. The way he treats the boys, he treats Priya. Girls normally expect more importance than their male counterparts. If they succeed, they happily assume the inclusion of one more aashique that she has fallen in love with them. The problem starts when they don’t get what they so easily expected. They have no reason to hate you since you did not disrespect them. But on the other hand, you keep them thinking “what’s up? Am I any other being to this guy?” You automatically become a little different from the rest without anyone noticing. Learning to play a guitar to impress seems a bit tedious now, doesn’t it?
Once again guys, as said before, the Jaisi urmila waisa formula…so don’t suddenly start this tactic with someone you’ve always given more importance to. You could end up making a big chuu out of yourself. And remember bus trains and busts… guys keep coming… sooner or later you’d end up with two in your claws.
These are some things that the weaker sex does not appreciate about us. Why we do it is a question and why we shouldn’t is what I have an answer for. Because girls don’t like it. And the list begins with…
1) Self-centered dodos. I play the guitar, I stood up first, I’m the best, I’ve seen a lot in life, I’m a BIG BIG CHOOO!.. Please! No girl wants to hear from your own mouth, what a horse you are. Yes, if you can manage ways to let her know what hero you are without telling her yourself, she can do magic. But self-praise, strict no no! Every talent you have should be a surprise to your target. In return, the target will come to you as a surprise. Sooner or later!
2) If you are resourceful, it can take you a long way. However, if he uses even the slightest particle of that trait to belittle her, he will surely have the last laugh because it truly would be the last time he would laugh for a long time. The moral of the story is to use your traits to your advantage, not to your disadvantage.
3) Never make fun of the short, the dark, the ugly, the poor or the disabled. Girls, even if you don’t value emotions, you’d consider him ungentlemanly, which I’m sure you won’t like.
4) DON’T talk more than is absolutely necessary about your other friends who are GIRLS. MAKE? NOT!
5) If your father has been married twice or your brother was convicted of murder or some fraud he committed in his workplace, keep it to yourself. In other words, SHUT UP THE GOB!
Here are some things we can avoid doing to give ourselves a better chance of catching our target baby. The good news is that my next post will be about “What Women Want” and to add to that, it won’t be my own opinion. Yes, we will hear it from the Women themselves. You’re right! Some of my friends have agreed to share their idea of ”What Women Want” in my next guest post. Although I don’t have the grades yet, but to tell you the truth… I’m really excited!
I’ll take a break for now, but remember guys “Beat Hai Bajega aur Ladka hai Pyar Karega!”