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Who needs men!

Is this a question that most women ask themselves? I know I ask myself maybe twenty or fifty times a day. Sometimes I think I don’t need them, and other times I want them so much I could taste them.

In my survey of other women, out of fifty women, 25 said they could live without a man, and have, and survived, but the other 25 percent would not find themselves without a man in their lives.

So twenty five women are putting up with the hassle to have a man because I know their lives are fighting demons and something else. It can’t be easy with a man in your life.

The men I’ve dated along the way weren’t worth a grain of toothpaste, thank you very much. They are dense as a zombie and don’t understand the dynamics of a woman and the way they work. Instead of trying to get to know the mechanics of one woman, they go out and find the next one.

A friend of mine just got married, but he’s the flirtiest man I’ve ever met. He flirts with every woman who breathes, and I feel sorry for his wife. I guess flirting means nothing as long as I don’t take it to the next level. Maybe flirting is harmless and her wife can’t worry about what he’s doing when she’s not with her. You should be worried about what the hell she’s doing.

Men come in all categories. Here are a few:

The old man: these types of men live for a young woman on his arm. They like to feel young again and brag that this beautiful woman is interested in them. The only thing about an old man is the fact that most of them are powerless and can’t get up, so where does that leave the young lady?

The Young Man – He is looking for an older woman who will look after him like a mother figure. An older woman is more established and wants someone to show her the ropes. The problem with these types of men is that most of them can’t keep up, and the older woman feels that she is wasting her time with a baby.

The Money Man: He wants a young woman on his arm, but he doesn’t want to do anything with her. Her prize is simply to give her money to keep her happy. As long as he gives her the money, he doesn’t have to entertain her, but he wants sex. This sounds like a prostitute to me, and who needs it.

The Playa Man – He wants you and Jane and Tammy and every other woman in town and then some. He can’t survive with just one woman, and the fact that he’s not going to marry you is another story in itself. And most of the time he can’t keep the names intact. He is a dog in every sense of the word.

The type of man to marry: This is the man most women dream of finding when they grow up because he is going to find the woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with. He wants to get married, and he has no problem committing himself.
He is our man.

The man without commitment: This is a man who does not know the meaning of marrying or committing himself to anyone. He’ll use you until he gets tired of you, and then he’ll move on to the next woman. He will never marry you or date you for long. You are really wasting your time with this type of man.

The Dog Man – He is worse than a dog and will hurt you emotionally. He is not to be trusted, and you would need a condom because he is a snake in every sense of the word.

The Only For Sex Man – I don’t want a relationship type with a man. I just want a booty call. Give me sex, and then have a great day. This is the type of man you run as far away from as possible. He’s just not the one.

The Staring Man: This is a man who simply stares at you from across the room, down the street, on the bus, in a lounge, in a bookstore, at the park/beach, or in a living room cinema. He doesn’t speak to you, nor does he ask for your number, but he keeps looking at you with his black eyes. Who wants a man like that? I once met one on a bus, and he kept staring at me for weeks. When he finally spoke to me, he explained that he was trying to assess me and figure out what makes me tick. How was he going to find out what moved me if he didn’t get to know me? Of course, our relationship didn’t last that long, but guys like this are afraid of rejection, so they just eyeball you. If you’re not man enough to get to know me, then you’re not man enough for me. Get lost!

The long distance man: he has a woman in every city because he likes this. He is a traveling man and when he goes to Chicago, New York and Los Angeles, he wants to know that Michelle, Danielle and Kimberly are waiting for him. Of course, Michelle, Danielle and Kimberly believe that he is the only man for them. Too much distance for me, so I definitely don’t need this type of man in my life. I prefer my man in the same city, thank you very much.

The Mysterious Man: This is an affable type of man, who has so many secrets that you don’t know what to think. Of course he intrigues you and you’re dying to get to the bottom of his secrets, so you’ll hang out with him until you find out what makes him tick. It’s worth it? Maybe and maybe not!

The married man: this is a man every sane woman should avoid and then some. Who wants to be with someone who is already spoken for? I once dated a man and didn’t find out he was married until a month into the relationship. Common sense told me to leave him alone, but he was very good to me and I continued to be with him. Eventually, when he couldn’t keep up, our relationship ended. I shouldn’t have gotten involved with him, and it will never happen again. Heartache and your morale are not worth going to hell for.

The live-in man: he wants to see what it’s going to be like to live with you before he gets married, if that happens, thank you very much. I do not think. I have to admit I made a mistake moving in with a man, and it lasted a year and three months. He was good for a while, and then he ended up going to hell in a basket and then some. Of course we weren’t married, so I couldn’t expect the relationship to last. I’ve moved on and it’s wonderful to live without a man, unless you’re married to him. I believe in holy matrimony.

The Same Age Man: I have to admit I haven’t dated anyone my age. I married a man three years older than me, but same age syndrome doesn’t work. This is because men my age have twenty-five year old women. Why would they want a 43 year old when they could have an 18 year old?

The High School Man – You put him in the 9th grade and spent four years of your life with this man. He is the apple of your heart and the passion in your world. After they both graduated from high school, the wedding is underway, and they spend twenty or thirty years together, no, because the man wants someone younger. He divorces you and moves in with a younger girl, or the woman does the same. Some couples stay married, but most get divorced.

The Man Who Doesn’t Trust: He’s been in so many bad relationships that he’s not in the market for another. He goes after the women he is with and ends up being alone because of his past. He’s not going to believe that you’re the woman for him, and you’re not like the other women from his past, of course.

The divorced man: He is not as eager to remarry because of his past. He’s going to meet women and let them know that if they’re looking for a husband, he’s not the one. I just want to have fun with the sex on the road. I won’t buy you a ring because I’ve been down that road and it wasn’t pretty.

The handsome/sexy man: This is the type of man you can’t trust for all the money in the world. He’s all right and women are all over him, and his black stubbornness is bursting at the seams. You won’t be the only woman in his life. The look of him will be the downfall of a relationship or insanity. You just can’t trust him.

The Lying Man: Everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie, and he wouldn’t know the truth if it electrocuted him in the butt. This is a man you couldn’t trust or listen to. He’s probably married, or he’s got a woman, or whatever. You can not trust him.

The Engaged Man: He wears a ring, so it’s supposed to be taken. But when he’s out on the streets, he removes his ring and confronts the woman he’s supposed to marry in the future. He feels sorry for the engaged woman.

The con artist: He talks to you for a reason because he wants something from you and sex is not the only ingredient. He plays an important role, but he has more goals, and right now you are the key to his development plans.

The rich man: he has so much money that he doesn’t know who he can trust. He’s looking for someone who doesn’t want any of that. He likes independent women who can take care of themselves and don’t need him to. He is not a sugar daddy for any woman.

The gay man: is someone who does not want to admit that he is gay, so he has women and men in his life. His preference is men, and he will either accept it, or play a game of lies within himself. He sleeps with men and women.

Actually who needs men because they have more problems than a mental patient. I just don’t need the stress or the headaches. I prefer to be alone, and something else. It’s the best policy for me and I’m sure most women will agree. Do you really want the headache? (1,845)

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